The 5 Word Story

but tastes like ■■■ on

a dock leaf in a

bowlfull of hedgehog and tripe

which was greasy and prickly

when I felt between her

roses and her pigsty in

Gloucester where most pigs come

to see the docter on

a moterbike with a blue

D.V.D. in his doctor`s bag

to show his practice nurse

how to remove a hedgehog

from the headlight with one

of Fiona`s strips of Veet

which is a sight for

sore and very tearful eyes

after a good seeing too

,fiona’s headlights were about to

become prominent and shine due

west down through the valleys