The 5 Word Story

thankfully hide her spotty face

and her spotty arse which

sticks out like the back

of a hippopotamus in the mud

but better looking than Fiona

who would be better bedded

in the compost heap in

the garden where she could

get used to being in

the bed and fertilized with

the rough end of a

good worming session with plenty

of grease all along the

moving parts which dry-up due

to lack of use not

forgetting that W.D.40 and vaseline

play hell with the skin

because grit is an abrasive

thing same as a clinker

but dissolves mixed with marmite