thankfully hide her spotty face
and her spotty arse which
sticks out like the back
of a hippopotamus in the mud
but better looking than Fiona
who would be better bedded
in the compost heap in
the garden where she could
get used to being in
the bed and fertilized with
the rough end of a
good worming session with plenty
of grease all along the
moving parts which dry-up due
to lack of use not
forgetting that W.D.40 and vaseline
play hell with the skin
because grit is an abrasive
thing same as a clinker
but dissolves mixed with marmite