The 5 Word Story

that every bloke would like

to sink their teeth into

as well as having a

look at anything else pink

with little cherries on the

end but hers is shot

from over-doing the exercises with

the curtainsiders pulling on her

press-studs located high on her

thighs which are admired by

everyone who`s been to Specsavers

with misted up glasses to

make them misty-eyed because

she looks better like that

but is OK in the

dark as you can’t see

the colour of her cheeks

or even better her face

which you can’t see in

sunshine, because her huge sunglasses