The 5 Word Story

with studs on their nose

and skid marks on there

underpants from eating hedgehog pie

and syphoning truckers diesel tanks

and slashing curtains to see

what they can borrow or

pinch to flog to another

dirty smelly thieving git like

themselves with no scruples whatsoever

and would rob their own

Grandmother of her false teeth

and remove her Pacemaker to

nick the brass connectors for

scrap. if the police went

down to the woods today

there sure of a big

surprise when they get a

look at Fionas pink car

which matches her pink knickers

and pink iced fairy cakes