The 5 Word Story

posh stuff who always wants

a snort and blow in

any orifice which she will

not get caught by Mr

Dogooder as he’s a right

pervert who won`t complain if

you give him a good

seeing too, as he likes

a bit of rough and

tumble anywhere she wants it

under the apple tree and

behind the bike sheds if

the smelly ■■■■■■ are ready

with the baked hedgehog pie

with watered-down Hereford cider

that makes the smelly prats

go loopy at full moon

and dance naked around trees

with bells on their willies

or wills on their bellies