trying too lure the sheep
into his Morris J2 van
with Hadley air horns that
didn’t work but he had
a klaxon fitted on the
brake pedal to warn Welsh
sheep about the ■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■
who envied the Welsh farmers
with their transporters packed full
to make Fiona`s sheepskin seat-covers
that stop her ■■■■■ from
falling out, unlike the sheep
where Welshmen push them back
in with there right boot
whilst on the blower to
try to avoid the ■■■■■■
who were on there way
to Appleby in a transit
from Oxfordshire to see some
more of their law dodging