The 5 Word Story

claim he`s an imposter because

he’s got a splinter in

his arse and he likes

to ask Nurse Fiona to

have a look up his

use of organic gardening needs

as they are crap and

for Ashmed`s brussell- sprout curry

that gives you the ■■■■■

which Oxford W. I. Ladies claim

makes them randy as polecats

at the Quakers christmas do

where the woodpile stoats get

■■■■■■ and taken advantage of

stuffed with jam and chutney

and weasels with big hampton’s

pushed there way in and

out like a fiddlers elbow

but they did love the

feel of the quality given