The 5 Word Story

morning before the postman delivers

the news that his wife

is appearing on Jeremy Kyle `s

show with other weirdos that

once drove tippers in Poland

for 23 hours a day and

emigrated to England to become

car washers at Sainsburys who

then got a job on

the Severn Valley Railway as

Health and Safety inspectors when

the ■■■■ hit the fan

firing Ashmed from Burford `s curry

smelling layby where fumes can

be smelt in Oxford at

at the Women`s Institute outdoor

jam and jerusalem rock festival

where Monty Dom almost looks

like the poles he lives

next door too but they