satnav and CB radio and
wear a hard hat and
all the safety gear needed
to drive such a fine
upstanding real lorry he was
overcome with emotion driving a
man’s lorry he burst into
tears and hugged his Dodge
exhaust pipe and stuck his
arse up the end of
the Mile End Road to
Colchester to see the soldiers
and privates on parade who
were nancy boys with a
blow - up doll which looked like
Sargent Major shut-up which turned
inside - out to resemble a Welsh
minor with a very black
shovel he used to poke
his lazy dog in the