The 5 Word Story

used paint tins from the

local duckpond which is full

of Tesco’s trolleys and dead

scotchmen with cams on there

sporrans which resemble poisonous barnacles

hung on their sporrans with

rivets and rusty barbed wire

to help to colour the

rancid goulash Ashmed calls gravy

which he puts on everything

that`s banned under health regulations

but Fiona loves it and

laps it up like a

Stobart driver looking for pity

cos hes lost his tie

and can’t go back to

living in the real world

so he bought a tipper

not knownig about hard work

and how to use a