used paint tins from the
local duckpond which is full
of Tesco’s trolleys and dead
scotchmen with cams on there
sporrans which resemble poisonous barnacles
hung on their sporrans with
rivets and rusty barbed wire
to help to colour the
rancid goulash Ashmed calls gravy
which he puts on everything
that`s banned under health regulations
but Fiona loves it and
laps it up like a
Stobart driver looking for pity
cos hes lost his tie
and can’t go back to
living in the real world
so he bought a tipper
not knownig about hard work
and how to use a