The 5 Word Story

when they`re trussed up with

a pair of pink tights

with Fiona STILL wearing them

but there not to keen

when she sits on their

polish pole as she could

cover it in sticky cream

and clean it off with

gunk used for cleaning villiers

motor bike engines from north

of Walsall in Wolverhampton making

there way to Wire Piddle

near Pershore for Fiona too

pull up in a hurry

as she’s in need of

urgent relief from dodgy curry

from Ashmeds van at Burford

which serves wild boar and

worms ear stew with a

lacing of rough cider in