at M&S rather than Tescos
with clubcard points which made
there day but they had
St michael too thank for
there little gay pants that
glittered in the dark when
Graham Norton rode in on
a uni cycle in black
lycra shorts and a pink
handbag which was tied around
A very large pink and
limp willie which was in
the ■■■■ that’s for sure
then along came Tom with
his cider - drinking mates who
is called Jerry and he
asked what was inside the
boot of the Reliant parked
in the pub car park
next to Ashmed`s burger van