The 5 Word Story

and that’s no tall order

as she’s about as big

as the head of someone

big bully from other side

of Blackpool living in his

big pile huffing and puffing

more bull ■■■■ than any

normal lorry man can ever

talk about in greasy spoons

which suited Waller’s don’t go

to as it’s very common

not fit for upper class

cowboys who think they know

horses but don’t know hay

and think us truckers are

beneath them but little do

they know we are superior

and so say all drivers

screw drivers and tipper drivers

" We Shall Remember Them " today