The queen is always wright
and the Duke wears a
A big pink thong for
his rupture after bending down
to pick up his wallet
hoping that a passing footman
would slip him something warm
with a bell end up
to the hilt or even
further to clear his throat
of the crap he spouts
around the world following behind
his old woman who has
gone to look very miserable
after a lifetime of Phil
arse out of trousers Greek
who’s lived off us for
years and dresses in womans
high heels to make him
look bigger than his missus