as you can’t forget tipper
drivers taking your mirrors off
and dumping in your driveway
which others aren’t capable of
as there only poor little
morris dancers with big sticks
silly hats and beer bellys
doing impressions of tipper drivers
impressing all the ladies who
are spinsters and old maids
if there from up north
because the men prefer sheep
and women prefer tipper drivers
because they tip big loads
and have 4 section rams
soory double post 
which impress all buxom women
as they’ve never seen one
north of Manchester only sheep
and lemonade in the discos