The 5 Word Story

a nasty smelly old thing

its better than a DIY

also reusable when cleaned up

and smelling of roses dipped

in marmite with a touch

of worcester sauce and mustard

which helps the taste no

matter where it`s been before

Muckaway upsets the shiny lorry

brigade who are rubbing there

bits and bobs to make

their motors shiny and bright

to make their neighbours jealous

except me I say that

It’s all a load of

codswallop and a waste of

space must have very small

brains and BIG egos to

match there empty wallets after

drooling over Fiona`s furry dice