The 5 Word Story

the edge of her clunge.

with pink dumper tyres on

the roof and silly spot

lights on the front with

show us your ■■■■ Kate

you tasty bird that wants

stuffing with sage and onion

shame on you lot she’s

a nice girl and wouldnt

refuse a good stuffing on

The top bunk with me

after I’ve had a go

she would be secondhand goods

a bit like the ERF

what, dirty bruised and f******

and blowing black smoke out

from a spliff bought from

a nice chap down the

back alley where Leroy sells

his body, even though it’s