and wished they hadn’t because
it chaffed the inside of
his ego and they all
laughed at his discomfort as
he should have known better
but he didn’t learn and
phoned Fiona who was a
little surprised that he survived
her 45 minute break of
can’t you do any better
she panted,as he tried
to split her few whiskers
like a hairy goosegog at
a vergins nuns tea party
who hoped to get lucky
with a lottery ticket so
and then start a harem
of mother superiors in a
rusty old Bedford CA van
with flower power painted on