the kitchen while the cook
lays over the table in
hope the waitress will order
a good portion of everything
from melons and banana splits
to chutney ferrets with big
portoins of spotted ■■■■ pudding
and custard with the odd
meat balls with thick gravy
almost as thick as Fiona’s
chilled creamcakes which were being
licked by the other drivers
wives who are not very
lesbianlike but do like to
■■■■ lemons now and again
who should`ve gone to Specsavers
after reversing over a lawn
and getting a bollocking from
the gestapo on the gate
who wore a leather thong