The 5 Word Story

the kitchen while the cook

lays over the table in

hope the waitress will order

a good portion of everything

from melons and banana splits

to chutney ferrets with big

portoins of spotted ■■■■ pudding

and custard with the odd

meat balls with thick gravy

almost as thick as Fiona’s

chilled creamcakes which were being

licked by the other drivers

wives who are not very

lesbianlike but do like to

■■■■ lemons now and again

who should`ve gone to Specsavers

after reversing over a lawn

and getting a bollocking from

the gestapo on the gate

who wore a leather thong