The 5 Word Story

between there false manky teeth

with a headband coloured red

whilst patrolling in disabled buggies

with flat tyres and no

digital tachographs or cruise control

no radio or road tax

congregating outside Oxfam blocking the

stopping Dads with prams from

collecting dole and benefit monies

for their grandads mistress to

drink cheap wine from Tescos

and hang around with Hoodies

and mug a monk or

an old confused driver from

ambush Foina ` s creamcake delivery

to the nearest Lyons tea

rooms for cream teas and

crumpet of every kind cor

that`s just for starters, followed

a bit of ■■■■■■ in