The 5 Word Story

and her creamy load in

the back of her trailer

where Dave the Renegade tried

to get in but failed

to negotiate the very tight

incline into the back of

her handbag that was full

of God only knows what

and Dave likes a bit

lipstick on his dipstick after

putting it in the creamy

which is very nice after

Ice Road Truckers and other

rubbish on the TV when

all of a sudden Dave

replied to this thread with

pictures of old lorries for

anorak’s like himself who are

limited to typing five words

on a good day with the