dressed all in pink uniform
with Stobart green wellies and
an Eddie spotter pack with
a face mask to hide
her bleary eye’s from driving
doing four drops in Bradford
and eating chips in Dewsbury
and being sick in Blackpool
cos of the greasy chips
from the Polish take away
with added splinters off pole
dancers coming over Runcorn
land of the living dead
from the neck up when
he got randy with Fiona
who wore him out,the
smell was awful even Dave
Prowse the strongman fainted as
blamed the creamcakes being off
side like liverpool on Saterday