The 5 Word Story

when neither of them scored

but Liverpool score five said

Dave, he meant with Fiona

who wanted a replay after

her game with Dentradangle that

left her quite breathless,but

full of cream unlike her

Birmingham City after being thrashed

scoring at both ends, he

decided to go back to

his missus and practice his

ludo as his arm was

potting his balls in snooker

halls filled with ■■■ smoke

and morris dancers from Stroud

and nancy boys from Winchcombe

who take whatever they can

can from Evesham and sell

it to the poles in

Bishops Cleeve after trying in