aint got a clue how
to change a head gasket
on a Harley Davidson Wide Glide
that he rides around the
fun park on the roundabout
backwards as he’s a ■■■■■■
with long trousers and wellies
that have left and right
on them like jimmy crickets
wheelbarrow that he pushes up
up and down streets singing
that will be the day
when I see the big
pay packet coming through the
letterbox, delivered by Postman Pat
with money for altitude to
bail out Pompy football club
then sell out to Stobart
and be sponsord by creamcakes
with Fiona as team mascot