The 5 Word Story

and george michael tinkering the

ivories and the candlesticks when

he ran out of hemorrhoid’s

cooling cream and the man

tickled the life out of

some old trout in the

the thames near Henley for

the regatta with the horays

and the great unwashed from

Witney hippy gathering in the

middle of Great Windsor Park

so that phil the greek

can go wildlife hunting with

the butler and the footmen

and Uncle Tom Cobley and

his good frends mate Elton

the greenhouse heater from nearby

where he had his first

go in a KM with

L plates on cos he