he`d gone to Specsavers because
he missed the pheasant but
feathered the gamekeeper instead who
fancied altitude cos hes got
a load of money stashed
in his bumbag cos hes
in Osama Bin Laden`s cave
somewhere in the nether region
of Muckaways back passage
who said goodness gracious me
your not backing that up
my drive in a hurry
go and put it up
the road in Runcorn for
try riding a pushbike when
your arris is like a
ring of fire in the
aftermath of a vinderloo curry
which burned burned burned that
hot tub jacuzzi with Liberace