The 5 Word Story

O’Flynn, the great Irish traveller

who ought to be on

the Graham Norton show with

a trumpet stuck right up

his jaxy where the sun

don’t shine nore does the

moon except on a rare

stake cooked in a e-coli

converted bus near swindon which

is frequented by Foden drivers

looking for lezzies and gays

oh dear not nice especially

when it`s a dark night

and with there very little

chance of being caught with

their strides on they ran

faster than the mad gamekeeper

chasing the poacher who shot

his lot and then wished

he’d shot a pheasant instead