The 5 Word Story

he `d open a lap dancing

“can you be in barnstable”

pub for old age drivers

where they could moan about

traffic queues too Barry Island

but that’s down to the

Welsh assembly electioneering for May

Day when a good time

when the tanks roll across

to invade Weston and rid

the town of brummies that

support West Brom because they

are going to avoid the

charity collection for save the

poor bloody lorry drivers who

support Aston Villa and Wolves

And hopefully show them the

way to Amarillo by steam

boat down the old Mississippi

with Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry