The 5 Word Story

a paddle as a lad

pulling his little boat along

while humming the tune from

mud mud glorious mud there’s

nothing like Weston for doing

a bit for a hippopotami

or anything else that turns

up wanting asylum and a

a romp in the mud

during that wedding and after

reception and bunfeast which all

will be paid for by

Dave the renegade after he’s

emptied his wallet out and

bagged up the fiftys and

hid them from the tax

man who will go too

the dog’s without all this

lack of funds,he might

a lapland theme park where