The 5 Word Story

muck left behind by tippers

having a dodgy sweep out

and ■■■■■■■■ in the hedgerow

Cuz there full of ■■■■

which is stinking the place

out and the Pope is

getting his robe dirty while

trying to bless the poor

whilst drinking a flagon of

Westons cider and wishing Fred

west would have drunk more

and got brewers droop then

finally finished my patio after

he had done the cellar

floor for Rose as she

wanted to have a party

political broadcast for the confused

and terminally feeble brained who

want new voting system for

dogging in car parks around