The 5 Word Story

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)

dave_the_renegade 13 April 2011 09:01 25441

Chichester when the lights go

altitude 13 April 2011 09:48 25442

out and blokes can’t see

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the women because of eyesight

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that has been weakened by

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years and years of playing

dave_the_renegade 13 April 2011 15:26 25446

with an organ that is

muckaway 13 April 2011 16:34 25447

way out of tune like

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Hereford Brass Band who are

the_sarge 13 April 2011 17:31 25449

still struggling on with the

altitude 13 April 2011 19:10 25450

will to live and trying

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anything that means they can

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keep on blowing there own

dave_the_renegade 13 April 2011 20:41 25453

cider out of their arses

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and wish it was cheaper

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than the local beer which

cattle_wagon_man 13 April 2011 21:23 25456

is neither organic nor orgasmic

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but simply tastes like horse

muckaway 14 April 2011 04:23 25458

urine that’s been fortified with

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jayes fluid and a splash

rokeen 14 April 2011 10:28 25460

of ad blue with a