Elton’s wife on his knees
supporting frankie goes to hollywood
hulk hogan for some bottom
with Frankie Howard being lewd
dressed in toga and shouting
ooh mrs listen ooh aah
not so far up please
Kenneth Williams is getting rather
Charles Hawtrey’s grandad’s rear end
is very very red and
raw from all the bare
arsed lies he’s been told
by reading billy’s weekly liar
report for young morris dancers
performing in Oxfordshire for tipper
drivers and there very strange
nocturnal habits renowned in the
Witney area of the county
in laybys with people watching
that they don’t step in