and Phil the Greeks tipple
which he drinks while insulting
anyone who is unlucky enough
to drive for Earthline around
the great Windsor park in
a new Scania with blue
lights to look for doggers
by the castle back door
where the wrists are limp
but not as limp as
boy george or george michael
or there mate Elton John
with Liberace on the piano
with the big candle for
nights of boy on boy
starring Garry Glitter on linoleum
George Michael on the pull
Larry Grayson on the organ
Michael Barrymore on the drugs
Rock Hudson on the drumstick