The 5 Word Story

having a drink at the

sailors arms at the time

after just returning from Vietnam

servicing all the little ladyboys

in there pink shorts and

Gary Glitter costumes, this is

the standard uniform out there

where sucky sucky costs just

a bit more than people

realise but if you like

mars bars that’s the place

to be among the pervy

boat dwellers at Slough Beach

who peep at Windsor Castle

hoping that queenie has her

feet in a bowl soaking

and treading the grapes for

he lived to climb another :laughing: :laughing:

the butlers and footman to

sell as Charle`s organic wine