The 5 Word Story

across the solent after bumping

into the old sea dog

and his old wife who

kneed him in the goolies

he didn’t like that a

and asked her to rub

them better before pulling her

hat down over her face

eyes so she couldnt see

she was rubbing the wrong

way and needed to return

to the tender part of

attending to tha captains needs

and blowing his hornpipe with

one hand behind his back

while attending to her needs

and the other stroking her

little boys dog and helping

him to mount the Vicars

poodle who happened to be