across the solent after bumping
into the old sea dog
and his old wife who
kneed him in the goolies
he didn’t like that a
and asked her to rub
them better before pulling her
hat down over her face
eyes so she couldnt see
she was rubbing the wrong
way and needed to return
to the tender part of
attending to tha captains needs
and blowing his hornpipe with
one hand behind his back
while attending to her needs
and the other stroking her
little boys dog and helping
him to mount the Vicars
poodle who happened to be