way from Stafford near to
Trumpton Fire Station that has
Hew, Phew, Barney Magrew, Cuthbert
dibble and grubb at alton
home for old Rawlings drivers
with bad back’s and sore
hands from reaching into deep
pockets of vicars and tart’s
at the local pop in
place for waifs and strays
run by Ken Dodd and
the diddy men dressed in
Man United kit poor sod’s
spewed their gut’s up to
sell the Big issue in
Portsmouth on a Saterday night
after having a tart by
the scruff of the neck
at the Isle of Wight
ferry terminal on cheap trip