one legged dwarf on roller
blades who looked like a
good bath would see him
looking bright and shiny ready
to go to Broughton Poggs
to dip in Filkins pool
then wiz off to Witney
for a cuppa with muckaway
who would soon tell him
to hop along to the
ecolie van at Burford and
have a cheeseburger and bellyache
like he’s never had before
his posh mobile phone rang…
then to Middleton Stoney for
a blast up the rear
of the Jersey Arms then
have a blowout on the
A38 at Gossington of all
places,before it was closed