The 5 Word Story

to all but screw drivers

who eat at the greasy

wash hand basins next to

Slimbridge to get the goose

fat to fry the little

sausages that goes with the

little willied Scania driver from

Birmingham that has a lot

of silly little lights on

in certain area’s with the

nice boys from Bath who

play with roman candles in

the toilets just past the

the " Pig & Fiddle pub near

the dock gates in Swindon

just past the sailor’s mission

in the local wino bar

in down town Burbage where

the legion club serves a

nice pint of falling down