in the wifes knicker draw
which she also keeps a
big stick in case i
stop trying to be a
monk and demand to be
given a good seeing too
in a layby full of
Eddie Stobart spotters dressed in
black I’d presume they’d been
spattered by a tar tanker
and got stuck to the
tart with a heart from
the deepest part of ■■■■■■■
where Mr woppit the bear
assed trucker stopped to have
a blast on Coniston water
on his 8LXB powered motor
boat with his lucky mascot
an empty Bells Whiskey bottle
and a figurehead of a