take your rear end out
to do a number two
without cooling it in a
bath full of icey water
to get the swelling down
lower than Swindon Town because
it would hurt near Marlborough
Downs with an Ox postcode
by jove said the vicar
Kipling pumps cream into tarts
who say yummy give it
some wellie and stop messing
about,more oil and faster
as I’m in need of
a good stoking to light
up the end of my
tailgate on a dark night
when I run out of
batteries cos ive been playing
with a vibrating object found