The 5 Word Story

take your rear end out

to do a number two

without cooling it in a

bath full of icey water

to get the swelling down

lower than Swindon Town because

it would hurt near Marlborough

Downs with an Ox postcode

by jove said the vicar

Kipling pumps cream into tarts

who say yummy give it

some wellie and stop messing

about,more oil and faster

as I’m in need of

a good stoking to light

up the end of my

tailgate on a dark night

when I run out of

batteries cos ive been playing

with a vibrating object found