who could ■■■■ an orange
and leave the lemons alone
as they had been picked
by the choir boys from
Bognor where the beach is
and pebbledashing his castle wall
full of floaters and used
condom’s from Brighton where all
Marmite miners go for bottom
hunting in the dark corners
of public conveniences where you
don’t want to bend down
unless your wearing reinforced undies
or you may never get
peace from your hemorrhoid’s again
cos they will get battered
by a big cod piece
causing a ring of fire
so hot you wont sit
down for a week or