The 5 Word Story

who could ■■■■ an orange

and leave the lemons alone

as they had been picked

by the choir boys from

Bognor where the beach is

and pebbledashing his castle wall

full of floaters and used

condom’s from Brighton where all

Marmite miners go for bottom

hunting in the dark corners

of public conveniences where you

don’t want to bend down

unless your wearing reinforced undies

or you may never get

peace from your hemorrhoid’s again

cos they will get battered

by a big cod piece

causing a ring of fire

so hot you wont sit

down for a week or