The 5 Word Story

it looked just like a

a wizened old church warden

who also knows a bit

about Austin Princess maintainance and

how to blow up a

an exhaust pipe without getting

any oil on his dogs

collar which he lends to

to eddie stobart for an

evening of fancy dress at

the guy bars in ■■■■■■■

which are full of nice

boys and there very ugly

bugger’s there as well with

a well known big mouth

who hates 40mph drivers so

it all got very heated

in the Sally Army kitchen

as they prepared meals for

the girls from St Trinians