on the top of your
vanilla if you get lucky
in Reading Services with Mr
Blobby of a truck with the
bling and silly pink curtains
that he pulled across when
people pointed at him and
started to laugh at his
silly roof lights and little
air horns with the rest
. . . of the bling in chrome
when along came the vicar
on his rusty bike that
squeaked like an old nuns
gadget that had not been
oiled since new by anyone
ah a new choir boy
but the vicar persevered and
gave it a good rub
until his hands ached but