that nobody else want’s to
like frilly window trims and
and pink curtains in the
hope of winning a prize
for being the biggest pansy
at Truckfest which is ridiculously
overdone with lipstick,nylons and
they called it puppy love
behind the marquee’s when dogging
seriously dave, you need help 
had help,never worked so
sought sanctuary within the church
yard hiding behind the gravestones
that passed the pushover test
when up jumped a ghost
with a Stobarts uniform on
crying WOOOOO hello girls do
come down to the vaults
and bring a tub of
whipped cream with some cherries