and cow ■■■■ all over
the steering wheel from putting
dirty boots on it at
night on a farm with
hens that shine in the
dark if the fox doesn’t
happen to have a torch
but the badger did and
that`s how T.B. reached ■■■■■■■
along with lots of other
nasty ailments that can make
you understand why they’re silly
but we`re all still breathing
in the fumes from Morecambe
blown from Runcorn`s chemical wasteplants
with best wishes from BIGRIG
as he removes his gasmask
and dashes into his nuclear
powered Reliant three wheeler and
activates the yellow speed camera