The 5 Word Story

and cow ■■■■ all over

the steering wheel from putting

dirty boots on it at

night on a farm with

hens that shine in the

dark if the fox doesn’t

happen to have a torch

but the badger did and

that`s how T.B. reached ■■■■■■■

along with lots of other

nasty ailments that can make

you understand why they’re silly

but we`re all still breathing

in the fumes from Morecambe

blown from Runcorn`s chemical wasteplants

with best wishes from BIGRIG

as he removes his gasmask

and dashes into his nuclear

powered Reliant three wheeler and

activates the yellow speed camera