The 5 Word Story

which disintegrates from sheer speed

and disappears in a puff

pastry - carrying van`s rear lightbar

over the hedge into a

field occupying a nudist colony

run by Barrymore Gay Holidays

uuuh stop muckin about said

the boy in pink knickers

who was , in disguise , Altitude

looking like long john silver

when he used to wear

a patch on his eye with

a parrot on his shoulder

oh arh me hearties take

a look at this very

severe situation take the black

patch and pieces of eight

to blind pugh with the

pointed end of his crutch

and try to stick it