who was playing the organ
like a harmonica with spit
all ways like a road
island red laying hen which
has got one stuck up
its arse and is egg
bound for America where Mormans
have guns and get violent
if anyone dislikes the Osmonds
or uses different toothpaste than
the white emulsion they use
to paint the houses they
knock on doors at annoying
the people and asking for
ladies undies to give to
livestock hauliers with a fetish
for frilly undies and high
heels and fishnet tights with
driving gloves and green Leylands
with leopard skin seat covers