The 5 Word Story

bank balances with their serial

ripping people off tarmacing drives

Who have Scottish wearing skirts …

with a lick of tarmac

for a load of money

the off to the pub

to drink themselves even stupider

to make themselves APPEAR sober

but are incapable of anything

after falling from their ladders

whilst painting barn roofs with

diluted non-waterproof cheap indoor paint

or coloured water the slimy

■■■■■■ have puked into to

make it lumpy and stink

bombs , made from rotten eggs

that smells nicer than them

and looks just as black

as the look he got

from the Vicars boy friend