The 5 Word Story

to get nice things only

to have thieving gits pinch

anything the scum can get

their grubby mits on and

pinch the Church roof lead

to pay for their big

twin axle caravans which don’t

half stink when the doors

are left open from their

feral kids peeing all over

the bone china that they

have piled in every corner

too lazy to wash them

because they don’t like water

so the Emerald Isle is

green from treading in England

and non travelling anywhere else

and pubs and betting shops

to spend their ill gotten

gains and ruin other peoples