The 5 Word Story

a mop with lots of

ajax , and dettol to de-contaminate

the mean streets of London

and the crap walking them

as they stagger back home

and the pigeons ■■■■■■■■ all

over their heads and coats

which drunks misjudge as mayonnaise

and plaster on their cheeseburgers

with scabby blood as ketchup

which is tasty if ■■■■■■

and first food of Year

and gives food poisoning to

all Eastern Europeans who scrounge

from Ashmed`s roadside rubbish bin

as it’s cleaner than them

■■■■■■ who stink of diesel

and central heating oil nicked

from hard working people who

have to pay out money